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20 Hilarious Halloween Jokes for Kids

10/30/2020

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By Rose Gordon Sala MommyPoppins
Get your little goblins giggling with these hilarious Halloween jokes for kids. They're all rated G and sure to lead to more laughs than scares!
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 ​1. Why didn't the Zombie cross the road?
He didn't have the guts!

2. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I-scream

3. What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music

4. Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
They have no-body to love.

5. What do birds say on Halloween night?
Trick or tweet!

6. What do witches learn at school?
Spelling

7. What's a ghost's favorite game?
Hide-and-ghost-seek!

8. Why are cemeteries noisy?
All that coffin!

9. What's in a ghost's nose?
Boo-gers

10. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch.

11. Why was the baby ghost sad?
She wanted her mummy.

12. What animal is best at baseball?
A bat.

13. What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet!

14. Why do mummies have no friends?
Because they're all wrapped up in themselves.

15. How does Frankenstein get around?
In a monster truck!

16. Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.

17. What is Dracula's favorite breed of dog?
A bloodhound.

18. Why did the zombie stay home from school?
He felt rotten.

19. What instrument does a skeleton play?
The trombone.

20. What did one owl say to the other owl on October 31?
Happy Owl-een! 
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