By Rose Gordon Sala MommyPoppins
Get your little goblins giggling with these hilarious Halloween jokes for kids. They're all rated G and sure to lead to more laughs than scares!
1. Why didn't the Zombie cross the road?
He didn't have the guts!
2. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I-scream
3. What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music
4. Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
They have no-body to love.
5. What do birds say on Halloween night?
Trick or tweet!
6. What do witches learn at school?
Spelling
7. What's a ghost's favorite game?
Hide-and-ghost-seek!
8. Why are cemeteries noisy?
All that coffin!
9. What's in a ghost's nose?
Boo-gers
10. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch.
11. Why was the baby ghost sad?
She wanted her mummy.
12. What animal is best at baseball?
A bat.
13. What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet!
14. Why do mummies have no friends?
Because they're all wrapped up in themselves.
15. How does Frankenstein get around?
In a monster truck!
16. Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.
17. What is Dracula's favorite breed of dog?
A bloodhound.
18. Why did the zombie stay home from school?
He felt rotten.
19. What instrument does a skeleton play?
The trombone.
20. What did one owl say to the other owl on October 31?
Happy Owl-een!
He didn't have the guts!
2. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I-scream
3. What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music
4. Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
They have no-body to love.
5. What do birds say on Halloween night?
Trick or tweet!
6. What do witches learn at school?
Spelling
7. What's a ghost's favorite game?
Hide-and-ghost-seek!
8. Why are cemeteries noisy?
All that coffin!
9. What's in a ghost's nose?
Boo-gers
10. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch.
11. Why was the baby ghost sad?
She wanted her mummy.
12. What animal is best at baseball?
A bat.
13. What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet!
14. Why do mummies have no friends?
Because they're all wrapped up in themselves.
15. How does Frankenstein get around?
In a monster truck!
16. Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.
17. What is Dracula's favorite breed of dog?
A bloodhound.
18. Why did the zombie stay home from school?
He felt rotten.
19. What instrument does a skeleton play?
The trombone.
20. What did one owl say to the other owl on October 31?
Happy Owl-een!
